HOT HUNG AND HANDSOME BRITISH GUY HOSTING TODAY – m4w – 31
Hey there – looking for a quick, safe, mindblowing encounter with a nice, considerate but hot and hung guy tonight? To be blunt: how would you like a toe-curling, pillow-biting, duvet-clawing, eye-rolling, reality-negating huge, massive and serial orgasms delivered by the most orally talented guy you’re ever likely to meet?
Need someone who can host in a very pleasant upscale neighbourhood – not a beercan-strewn crappy apartment in the boonies?
[willnotgetyoulaid edit: Cut some boring details from the end]
Post #2, timestamped 2 minutes later:
THIS is what turns ME on…how about YOU? – m4w – 30
[willnotgetyoulaid edit: I have deleted his long, boring list of things that turn him on to get to the meat and potatoes]
…now, what turns you on?
I’ll deliver the most earth-shattering, toe-curling, mindblowing, scream inducing, thigh-quivering, bedsheet-clawing, head-thrown-back howling, eyes-rolled-back-before-passing-out-effecting, shivers-down-your-spine-creating, most massive, most complete and most amazing orgasm you’ve ever had.
And I know how to do it. Make this a sunny Saturday to remember.
I’m 30, British, handsome, well groomed, 5’11, D/D free, groomed, clean-cut and muscular build… tell me what you’d like to do…
Post #3, timestamped 27 minutes after #2:
Let me show you a whole new meaning of the word orgasm – m4w – 29
OK, so first of all, let me assure you – everything I’m saying here is the absolute truth. If I have a fetish, it’s watching women cum very very strongly indeed. It gives me a buzz and a hit like nothing else.
To be blunt, how would you like a toe-curling, pillow-biting, duvet-clawing, eye-rolling, reality-negating huge, massive and serial orgasms delivered by the most orally talented guy you’re ever likely to meet?
I can host in a very nice, pleasant home in an upscale neighborhood, where you’ll be greeted by a good-looking, fit and attractive, non-smoking, friendly and kind guy will greet you and fulfill your every need. Really! Or, being a gentleman, I can come to you.
I’m 5’11, 175lbs, D/D free (tested for visa travel recently), upscale, handsome.
OK…am I the only one who sees the similarities here? Unless there are 3 British men in their early 30′s living in the same American city who all share an affection for overusing hyphens when describing orgasms posting on Craigslist within minutes of each others, I’m going to have to say this is the same person (actually, I know he is, since he posts on CL almost daily, always multiple times).
I admire his cleverness in changing his age between the three posts. Obviously, the women reading these are all idiots, so they would never notice the fact that this guy is desperate enough to post three times in less than a half hour, and then try to cover it up by changing his age. I’m pretty sure that he has posted even more times in that timeframe, there there are more posts from the same location, from a guy in his early 30′s (but never the same age) that share certain similarities.
Oh, and if you never saw The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, first off, GOOD. You saved yourself 3 boring (but pretty) hours. But here’s the trailor, so you get the idea: