Does he share an office with the sex orthodontist?

November 17, 2009 · Filed under Uncategorized

oral surgeon for hire
oral surgeon willing to make free house calls for (young) , pretty ,clean, horny ladies
let me work on ur hot bothered spot no insurance or copay needed

I’ll admit it, I’ve fantasized about my primary care doctor in the past. As a kid, I even had a crush on my dentist (he had really pretty eyes). But, despite probably being a very attractive man, I could in no way eroticize the man who took out my wisdom teeth. Oral surgeons are second only to proctologists in the category of Least Sexy Medical Profession. This is not to say that oral surgeons and proctologists cannot be sexy people, but they do not happen to practice forms of medicine that inspire vaginal moisture. (BTW, Wikipedia has informed me that the PC term for a proctologist these days is “colorectal surgeon.” That really doesn’t help the un-sexy)

So that brings us to the ad above. I can’t tell if this guy is genuinely trying to use his profession to get laid, or if he’s trying to imply that he will perform oral in a skillful, perhaps even surgical (?), manner. Either way, I don’t think he realizes that it mostly sounds like he’s offering in-home extraction of the impacted teeth of sexy (young!) things.