Hey Big Spender

Lookingto play will pay $ 4 your time

hi im looking to play tonite quick is fine i will compensate u for ur time just send pics how much ur looking for we can meet some where have some quick fun and go are own ways .

Now, I won’t pretend that pay-for-play never happens on Craigslist.  Even outside of the Adult Gigs and Adult Services sections (the first recruits escorts, the second advertises them), plenty of guys offer up “roses” or define themselves as “Generou$” on the Casual Encounters list as well (because the cops will never catch on, right?).  I typically skim past them, because a) I’m not a hooker and b) they’re generally not all that funny.  But I had to check this one out.  It took actually reading this ode to Txt to figure out that this guy was not, in fact, offering US$4 for intercourse.

While this blog is generally about the myriad of ways men fail to get women to sleep with them for free, I have to say, if I were a member of the world’s oldest profession, this guy’s apparent offer of less than a Lincoln for a quickie would make the “50 rose$” ads suddenly a lot more appealling.

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