Now, I understand fetishes, believe me I do. I have a few myself, some of which probably fall into the realm of the utterly ridiculous. But that doesn’t mean I can’t find the bizarre things that turn other people on hilarious!!
Since these are short and sweet, I’m just going to group them together. I can’t add too much, since they mostly speak for themselves.
I am a handsome, fit male looking to meet a special lady that shares my lustful passion for things soft & fuzzy, mohair and wool sweateras. If this is you, drop me a line and let’s get wild.
I’d like to tie you to the bed, blindfold you, and force you to eat a pickle (your choice of brand or variety)
I think I’m being reasonable here.
Looking for a woman, ddf, around my age, for an NSA encounter for tonight.
Just two conditions:
1. You will address me as “Professor Fuck.”
2. If you laugh while doing so, I will cum in your mouth.