Now, I understand fetishes, believe me I do. I have a few myself, some of which probably fall into the realm of the utterly ridiculous. But that doesn’t mean I can’t find the bizarre things that turn other people on hilarious!!
Since these are short and sweet, I’m just going to group them together. I can’t add too much, since they mostly speak for themselves.
Mohair/Wool Fetish
I am a handsome, fit male looking to meet a special lady that shares my lustful passion for things soft & fuzzy, mohair and wool sweateras. If this is you, drop me a line and let’s get wild.
Totally kosher
I’d like to tie you to the bed, blindfold you, and force you to eat a pickle (your choice of brand or variety)
I think I’m being reasonable here.
Looking for a woman, ddf, around my age, for an NSA encounter for tonight.
Just two conditions:
1. You will address me as “Professor Fuck.”
2. If you laugh while doing so, I will cum in your mouth.
Lola said,
June 21, 2009 @ 11:17 pm
#3 is totally the winner. He’s not being unreasonable, oh no! My main problem with Prof. Fuck is that he says he only has 2 conditions, but really, he lists three.
virus73 said,
June 22, 2009 @ 5:08 pm
No that’s totally two conditions.
Shit wait nevermind, you’re gonna have to fuck / give this guy head. That’s the second conditions isn’t it? lol
gromm said,
June 22, 2009 @ 6:32 pm
As a pervert myself, I have to ask Professor Fuck if that’s supposed to be some kind of deterrent to me *not* laughing while calling him by his scene name.
Will he cum in my mouth *every* time I laugh, or just once as a “punishment”?